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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt T-Shirt
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Tee
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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Sarah R.2019-04-24

Lovely shirt!

Lovely shirt!
Color black
Size sm
Josh N.2019-04-18

This was a birthday gift

This was a birthday gift -It was perfect - I initially ordered the wrong size and had to contact customer service to change it The gentleman at CS was very professional,helpful, and efficient in assisting me!
Color athletic_brown
Size lg
Deborah S.2019-04-09

Absolutely beautiful

I ordered 2 shirts. One for myself and one for my daughter. We absolutely ove rye shirts. They are very well made and fit great
Color athletic_brown
Size 2x
Clifford M.2019-04-08

Great fit, once I pulled

Great fit, once I pulled the stiff tag from the neck.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Andrea O.2019-04-07

**** yeah!

Bought this shirt for my boyfriend and we both love it. Great print, awesome design, comfortable fabric. All around great product. Love buying from these guys. Keep up the creativity.
Color black
Size 2x
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