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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Baseball Tees
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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Devon H.2021-06-14

Perfect

My shirts are perfect. I ordered a standard tee and a baseball tee, and they both fit perfectly and true to size. The designs look great, the writing is great. Will definitely be ordering again. Shipping was so fast I didn't even get a shipping confirmation email. There was no time.
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Jaecie M.2021-06-08

LOVE it!

Love the design plus the shirt is super comfy! It's a new favorite for sure! Plus it shipped quickly which is sometimes rare from smaller boutique sites. :)
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Leonardo S.2021-05-27

Awesome shirts

I have ordered 2 packages with shirts and they look and feel great. The shirts feel like they were made with great materials and of great quality. Great deals all the time and you get updates on shipping. I have gotten deals through my orders and have used them to order more items. Great place to order, highly recommended.
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Tracy A.2021-05-23

Love it!

Shipping was quick! I am very pleased with the sizing and quality of the fabric and the decals. I will definitely order here again.
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