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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt T-Shirts
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Tee
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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Jill H.2020-09-25

As I expected

The tshirt was what I expected and of good quality. It came in quickly!
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Ashley T.2020-09-21

It's perfect!

It was perfect. I got it as a gift for my brother-in-law and it's his favorite shirt now.
Color black
Size lg
Julia N.2020-08-20

Love 💗

I bought some new shirts from here and I super love it!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Alexandra K.2020-07-25

Runs a bit big

Seems more like men's sizing, runs big, other than that seems good.
Color athletic_gray
Size xl
Kathleen C.2020-07-17

Love this shirt!

Love this shirt!
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
al f.2020-07-14

Cool shirt

Cool shirt, not the best quality.
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Ashley E.2020-06-27

Awesome shirt

Good quality I love it
Color black
Size md
Lyla M.2020-03-28

Chubby Love

I love my Chubby !!!
Color white
Size sm
Joseph H.2020-03-27

Shirt was great but the first one had a stain on it.

Contacted customer support and they immediately sent me out an expedited replacement. Some of the best and politest customer service I've ever experienced. Recommending to everyone I know.
Color black
Size 3x
Larry f.2020-03-22

Prompt good quality

Prompt good quality
Color athletic_gray
Size 2x
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