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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Baseball Tee
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Baseball
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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Kristin S.2019-01-20

Bit snugger than I was

Bit snugger than I was expecting, but great quality
Color oatmeal_black
Size sm
Tisha P.2019-01-07

Shut your 🎶 shirt

Clever and funny , Good quality, fast shipping, my boyfriend Loves it👍
Color athletic_gray_black
Size md
Katelyn B.2019-01-06

Freddie Purrcury

We love cats, we love Freddie!!! Thankyou, ordered 3 different shirts, they are great!!! Lots of laughs from this site. Very likely to order much more!!!
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Size md
Paivi R.2018-12-29

Bought it for my daughter.

Bought it for my daughter. She loves it!
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Julie H.2018-12-23

very nice

Nice shirt, fit to size, and shipped in a reasonable time. Would definitely order again.
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