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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Crewneck Sweatshirt
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Pullover
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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Crewneck Sweatshirt

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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Our Men’s Crewneck Sweatshirt is made from a soft french terry fabric, and they feature a crew neck, with sleeve and bottom hems for durability. Great for layering. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 55% Cotton and 45% Polyester.{{ sku }}

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Amanda R.2018-11-11

Too small

Too small
Color black
Size 3x
Amandalin R.2018-11-08

Mars-mallows

Just as pictured! Very cute and soft. Fits as expected.
Color purple
Size xs
Amanda F.2018-11-06

Loved it!

I've been looking to get this for a while now and finally bought it. I'm typically a women's medium and I ordered a small. It fits perfectly and is my new favorite sweater! The only reason it didn't get the full 5 stars was there was three pen marks on it when it arrived. Two were small marks and easily removed, but one was fairly noticeable (it thankfully came out when I scrubbed it). I wasn't bothered by the marks (it happens), but some customers may be. Great shirt and timely delivery, but the quality control could be a little better. Four stars all in all.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size sm
Tamara H.2018-11-06

Cute but faded

I love these sweatshirts! The dogs in space is super cute but the color faded significantly after the first wash.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Melissa M.2018-11-04

Great quality sweatshirt! My daughter

Great quality sweatshirt! My daughter loved it.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
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