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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Tank Top
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Tank
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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Natalie W.2018-09-13

Love this shirt! Great customer

Love this shirt! Great customer service!
Color gold
Size md
Maggie S.2018-08-16

TANKIE TOP

I love these tank tops.
Color white
Size 2x
jeana h.2018-08-15

Awesome shirt! Fits tts

Awesome shirt! Fits tts
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Rachel F.2018-08-15

Excellent design!

Excellent design!
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Donna G.2018-08-13

“CUTE”

Everyone loved the shirt, couldn’t have come at a better time, as the coach was drilling team on calling the ball. I ordered mans shirt because I didn’t t like the style of women’s, however, if the shirt is for female, sports bra or undershirt is necessary, I wish the top/sleeve was a little wider too, school policy is credit card width on sleeveless tops and this one was just under that. Overall, a great product with a cute print for a good price!
Color Black
Size x-large
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