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Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt T-Shirt
Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt Tee
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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".

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A quote so good you would thing it was said by one of are great presidents, but actually said by fictional libertarian Ron Swanson. Teddy Roosevelt would probably agree though so show off your patriotic pride and love for our president Theodore Roosevelt with this 'merica loving design that says "Don't Half Ass Two Things Whole Ass One Thing - Teddy Roosevelt".
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