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Military Wives Are Well Protected Crewneck Sweatshirt
Military Wives Are Well Protected Pullover
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Military Wives Are Well Protected Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I'm a military wife, I'm protected by more people than you want to piss off. I'm protected by an entire army, so stay back and don't mess with me. Warn off any one who tried to piss you off with this funny, military wife shirt!

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