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Military Wives Are Well Protected Crewneck Sweatshirt
Military Wives Are Well Protected Pullover
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Military Wives Are Well Protected Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I'm a military wife, I'm protected by more people than you want to piss off. I'm protected by an entire army, so stay back and don't mess with me. Warn off any one who tried to piss you off with this funny, military wife shirt!

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Noelia2019-03-13

So cute. Got tons of

So cute. Got tons of compliments from friends. Fits tighter around waist then chest area, but solved by going size up. Would reccomend
Color black
Size 2x
Katie S.2019-03-12

Fits great, wonderful quality and

Fits great, wonderful quality and hilarious
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Size xl
Malissa C.2019-03-08

Way too small

Bought a size up and it was still too small. The sleeves are super long too. Customer service was great, got a refund but still disappointing.
Color black
Size 2x
Jennifer M.2019-03-03

Great buy

I love the print. The fabric is soft. It fits great. I’m 5’4 , 145lbs, and bought a size medium.
Color black
Size md
Taylor M.2019-02-25

Great

Love it
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