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If I Don't Get Drunk The Terrorists Win T-Shirts
If I Don't Get Drunk The Terrorists Win Tee
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If I Don't Get Drunk The Terrorists Win T-Shirts

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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!

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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!
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Getting drunk on the 4th of July is extremely important for the security of our great nation of the USA. If you or I don't get drunk on the 4th, this means that the terrorists have truly won. So down that awesome patriotic beer and get ready to drink for Freedom with this patriotic design!

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Sara S.2021-06-10

Funny shirt

I am 5’7 and 200lbs I’ve order two of these shirts one xl and another in xxl. Depending on how you like your shirts to fit. The xl was tighter all around and the xxl was tight on my bust. I do wish the sleeve was more of a cap sleeve just a personal preference.
Color mint
Size 2x
Marsha J.2021-06-07

I love my shirt.

I love my shirt. It fits well and is the length is just right.
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Belinda P.2021-06-06

Loved it !

Loved it !
Color navy
Size sm
Melissa K.2021-06-05

Wish I went smaller.

Wish I went smaller. Still good though. Great quality.
Color black
Size lg
Gina S.2021-06-05

Super cute!

It runs a bit small, but it’s absolutely adorable. Came quick, too! Very pleased.
Color black
Size 2x
Phillip S.2021-06-03

Awesome shirt

Super soft and looks great. The women's sizes run small so go for one, maybe even two sizes larger.
Color vibrant_yellow
Size xl
Ashley Z.2021-06-01

Fits well!

Fits well and I get compliments when I wear it.
Color black
Size lg
Carol P.2021-06-01

Cute shirt!

Exactly as pictured. Would order next size up, though, seem to run a bit small.
Color mint
Size lg
Andrea G.2021-05-29

Amazing graphics!

This t-shirt is perfect. Fits well - the graphic is colorful and has stayed put for 3 washing’s so far!
Color black
Size xl
Nartisha E.2021-05-28

Great shirt!

It’s nice quality material, affordable pricing, accurate sizing, and a funny logo. I bought it as a gift for my best friend.
Color white
Size 2x
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