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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run T-Shirt
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Sharyle P.2018-09-18

My son in law loved

My son in law loved it and so did his wife and daughter!
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Tonya L.2018-09-16

Loved it

Shirt fit well out of the box and felt great.
Color black
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Christopher B.2018-09-15

This shirt turns heads!

Great soft shirt, quality printing and an awesome parody for the tea hers out there.
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Jack S.2018-09-14

I love this shirt

I saw a similar shirt on a Pinterest post and had to have it.
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Evelyn D.2018-09-13

Fast Delivery

Love the shirt and the color is great. Thank You!
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