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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Crewneck Sweatshirt
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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!
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