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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run T-Shirt
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsDefend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!Product Features
Our fitted Men’s Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.{{ sku }}All Men’s Cotton Tee Product Reviews
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsLeviathen J.2018-12-01
Boop
Boop
Color
black
Size
md
Rob H.2018-11-28
Runs small
Runs a whole size small wish it came in a xxxl got it for my dad
Color
green
Size
2x
Jeffrey W.2018-11-24
T-Shirt
I’ve never felt so openly gay around my family. Boner jams and nuts smacking.
Color
pool
Size
2x
Ben S.2018-11-23
Screenprint is slightly off but
Screenprint is slightly off but the customer support was great and overall I like the shirt!
Color
black
Size
md
Oliver T.2018-11-23
Shrinks Badly
Love the design, it was printed well and accurate. The t-shirt, however, shrunk at least a full size on its first wash, maybe even two sizes. Size up.
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black
Size
lg
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