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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run T-Shirt
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsJenn H.2020-02-14
Great company!
Great customer service, wonderful products! I will definitely shop hear again.
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black
Size
md
Dale B.2020-02-04
Great fit
Great fit
Color
royal_blue
Size
3x
Dylan S.2020-01-29
Good stuff
Very kawaii in a really funny way & good quality, would recommend.
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charity_pink
Size
lg
Ashley l.2019-12-08
My brother loved it!
My brother loved it! He burst out laughing when he unraveled the short out of the package and has worn it almost every night since I got it. Thank you!
Color
black
Size
xl
Amanda S.2019-12-05
Spicy shirt
Bought as a gift (yet to be given). Looks good, arrived in a timely manner, well packaged.
Color
black
Size
xl
Barbara S.2019-12-05
Nice
It's so cool. Can't wait to give it away for Christmas .
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athletic_gray
Size
2x
Nino D.2019-12-05
Always fun and beautiful designs
Love your designs , wear them daily !
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Andrew V.2019-12-01
Exactly as advertised
This shirt is just as it appears on the site. It's perhaps a little thin if that concerns anyone ordering a white shirt, but otherwise spot on.
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white
Size
lg
Amanda J.2019-11-17
Great quaility
Great quaility
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charity_pink
Size
xl
jennifer m.2019-11-04
great
Thanks, it's just what we wanted!
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royal_blue
Size
md
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