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There Is Nothing Left But To Get Drunk Tote Bag
There Is Nothing Left But To Get Drunk Tote
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According to history Franklin Pierce was America's drunkest president and once said, "there is nothing left but to get drunk." Express your love for drinking, partying, and Merica with this patriotic design!

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Renee G.2019-11-08

Very pleased. Good quality! Just

Very pleased. Good quality! Just what I wanted.
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Janet M.2019-10-04

Lovely Ball Sack

My BFF and I share a special friendship, always filled with inappropriate joking around to release the stress and frustration of our family, children and our husbands, who are engineers. One thing we share is a love for knitting but since we are women, we don't have a sack to contain our balls. Now we do except our ball sack is smooth and odor free. The long straps make it easy to carry, even if your balls are too big or too heavy for any normal sack. So, if you have balls and you need a place to put them, this is a great sack.
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