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This funny fourth of July design is great for true U.S history nerds who wanna get drunk and BBQ on the fourth of July and who love their first president, George Washington. Like Nascar, "if you ain't first you're last." This patriotic design is perfect for fans of George Washington memes, usa quotes, and fourth of July jokes.

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This funny fourth of July design is great for true U.S history nerds who wanna get drunk and BBQ on the fourth of July and who love their first president, George Washington. Like Nascar, "if you ain't first you're last." This patriotic design is perfect for fans of George Washington memes, usa quotes, and fourth of July jokes.

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