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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Socks
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Cheryl M.2019-05-22

Great socks!

We were very surprised about the exceptional quality of these socks. They were not like the typical flimsy, cheaply manufactured printed socks you find most everywhere. Instead they were thick, long, and have a nice screen printed design on them. They look like they're made to last!
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Carene J.2019-05-17

Perfect

Delivery was fast. Exactly like pictured. Super soft
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Andrew H.2019-05-06

Came in a timely fashion

Came in a timely fashion and are just nice
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Sonya H.2019-04-29

A big hit!

I bought these for a teen boy who is playing Audrey II in a high school play. He LOVED them! Thank you.
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Casey P.2019-04-11

Husband loved the socks

Husband loved the socks
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