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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Socks
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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Socks

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Jasmine C.2019-12-05

Amazing Socks

Extremely comfortable, well printed, fast shipping
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Catherine R.2019-12-05

Love these

I bought these for my son. He thinks these are the best socks he has ever put on his feet. He wishes all socks fit like this. Socks are thicker than I thought they would be. Very nice. We will be buying more soon
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Mamie T.2019-12-05

Gift for my granddaughter

Gift for my granddaughter. I'm sure she will love them.
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Tiffany N.2019-12-05

the print is beautiful

the print is beautiful, i got this as a gift for my friend and she loves it. but it is way too big
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John D.2019-11-22

Great Product and service.

Great Product and service.
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Whitney H.2019-11-07

Awesome

Everyone loved my socks and asked where I got them from! These socks made a great statement and fit amazing
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Whitney H.2019-11-07

Perfect

I received so many compliments on my socks. They fit perfectly and were super comfortable!
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William J.2019-10-30

Brought these as a gift

Brought these as a gift so no report from the new owner but my wife now wants some. super plush and soft.
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Lacy R.2019-10-29

Perfect

It was great
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Brian B.2019-10-03

My friend loves

My friend loves her new socks.
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