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I'm Not Drunk I'm American Socks
I'm Not Drunk I'm American Sock
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I'm Not Drunk I'm American Socks

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These funny Fourth of July socks are perfect for true patriots who just love to drink beer, bbq and shoot off fireworks because "I'm not drunk I'm American." These USA socks are great for fans of merica memes, patriotic designs and funny usa jokes.

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These funny Fourth of July socks are perfect for true patriots who just love to drink beer, bbq and shoot off fireworks because "I'm not drunk I'm American." These USA socks are great for fans of merica memes, patriotic designs and funny usa jokes.

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Cheryl M.2019-05-22

Great socks!

We were very surprised about the exceptional quality of these socks. They were not like the typical flimsy, cheaply manufactured printed socks you find most everywhere. Instead they were thick, long, and have a nice screen printed design on them. They look like they're made to last!
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Carene J.2019-05-17

Perfect

Delivery was fast. Exactly like pictured. Super soft
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Andrew H.2019-05-06

Came in a timely fashion

Came in a timely fashion and are just nice
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Sonya H.2019-04-29

A big hit!

I bought these for a teen boy who is playing Audrey II in a high school play. He LOVED them! Thank you.
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Casey P.2019-04-11

Husband loved the socks

Husband loved the socks
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