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I'm Not Drunk I'm American Socks
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I'm Not Drunk I'm American Socks

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These funny Fourth of July socks are perfect for true patriots who just love to drink beer, bbq and shoot off fireworks because "I'm not drunk I'm American." These USA socks are great for fans of merica memes, patriotic designs and funny usa jokes.

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These funny Fourth of July socks are perfect for true patriots who just love to drink beer, bbq and shoot off fireworks because "I'm not drunk I'm American." These USA socks are great for fans of merica memes, patriotic designs and funny usa jokes.

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Colleen G.2018-12-30

Comfortable and fun!

The socks are very comfortable and fun! They are not too tight on the ankles and don’t fall down.
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Cindy N.2018-12-29

They are rad!

They are rad!
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Barbara H.2018-12-21

Great unique socks!

Awesome quality and clear printing Would buy again and recommend!!
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Dawn H.2018-12-19

Great gift!

Gave these as a gift and they were a hit! Just a little too big.
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Barbara M.2018-12-03

Great Socks

Great Socks
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