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I Run Better Than The Government Baby One-Piece
I Run Better Than The Government Baby
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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!
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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

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Monika V.2019-03-27

Onesies

Got them earlier than expected. They were a big hit at the party!
Color turquoise
Size 12mos
L H.2019-03-23

5 stars

5 stars
Color light_blue
Size 6mos
Ember C.2019-03-18

Perfect

It's exactly what I expected :)
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Size 6mos
Gustavo C.2019-03-16

Love it

Super cool and cute
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Size 6mos
Rosa R.2019-01-25

Loved it!

Loved it!
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Size 6mos
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