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I Run Better Than The Government Hoodie
I Run Better Than The Government Hoodie
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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!
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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

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Magan A.2019-03-04

Zip up

Love it. Wish it was a little thicker though.
Color purple
Size sm
Christopher K.2019-03-01

Slightly Overpriced

The print came out well and looks just as advertised. The issue I have is that for a hoodie that's normally $45, I was expecting something a little thicker/more insulated than what I got. Not saying I expected Under Armour quality, but for the normal price, I expected a hoodie that could keep me somewhat warm without having to wear 2 layers of clothes underneath it.
Color black
Size 2x
Douglas P.2019-02-20

Good product

I love this hoodie. The only downside was the first wash took a lot of the paint off towards the zipper, and there are paint chips in the pockets that are just annoying. Overall I still love this hoodie and would no doubt order again.
Color black
Size lg
Athena P.2019-01-29

AWESOME

Everything fit, looked great & got here quickly! Very happy!
Color heathered_gray
Size lg
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